Thursday, December 6, 2018

the girl called mary in my street

Me: Please am very sorry, its not what you think baby
Biola: What do u mean its not what i think? U think am a fool
Me:Am very sorry baby
Biola: Keep your sorry to yourself, Its all over
Me: ‘’’’crying’’’’’’Ahhh…..please don’t do like that baby, don’t let it be over..i never meant to hurt u baby..remember we have come a long way to let it be over right now
Biola:u never meant to hurt me? Did i just hear u say that after you take me for a fool? U didn’t think about all the sacrifices we have made, u never thought of our plans….u never thought of what we have built together……Never thought you will do this again but i think its better it happened this way and i can easily say good bye right now before things get out of hand
Me: I understand how u feel baby
Biola: u don’t understand anytyn dear…u don’t..if u did, u wouldn’t have tried it in the first place……My dear, u can never be sorry for what you did intentionally……….
Me: believe me it wasn’t intentional baby…am very sorry, without you my life is nothing baby
Biola: Did u just say that? Please you need to take your leave right now or else i will embarrass you here now
Me: Please don’t do that baby..we can talk this over dear…please don’t throw all we built away
Biola: Whats it we built? The one u already threw away ursef….mr man, please leave my house right now or i embarrass you which i know you wont like……’’shouting’’….snakie leave, i said you should leave right now….
Me: its okay… very sorry baby, please find a place in ur heart to forgive me baby
“Pushed me out and door slammed” ………………………Waoh, is this the end after 3years? I cant believe am losing everything within a month.
It was a bright Wednesday morning when i decided to make a trip down to Lasu to process my transcript for onward forwarding to my employer. i left home as early as 7am and i got to Lasu around 7:45am, straight i went to Faculty of Management Sciences(FMS) which was my faculty where i graduated from. The faculty premises has changed a bit as there was new structure behind FMS which i learnt is being use for lectures and also a new structure directly opposite FMS which they said is social science faculty.
School was scanty as there was no much activities, the campus marshal were in front of the faculty entrance, i greeted them and made my way to the first floor which was the faculty office but to my dismay, the offices were still locked. The first thing that came to my mind was “this civil servant sha, they are not in the office by this time, when will they come now”…….
I met a tall fair lady around the corridor and greeted her…..
Me: Good Morning….
Lady: Good Morning……
Me: Please when do u think this people will be around
Lady: Sincerely, i don’t know… also waiting for them
Me: datz serious………civil servant are always enjoying…coming late to office most times
Lady: Abi…..
Me: Thanks….
Lady: You welcome…………………
]I went downstairs to look around and do some sightseeing as the school premises has really changed from the way it was when i graduated from the school..Apparently the state government and the school management have been pumping lots of money to the school in terms of infrastructural development.
I walked to the canteen to put something in my stomach and relax a bit till around 8:30 before i decided to check back at the faculty office. Luckily for me, the office was opened and i met a man and a lady there…..
Me: Good morning Sir….
Man: Morning……
Me: please i want to find out about the process of obtaining my transcript……
Man: Ohk…did you finish from this faculty?
Me: Yes Sir…..
Man: Transcript is not process from the faculty office…you will need to go to the ICT centre (Exam and Records Department for the processing)
Me: Ohk…..please where is that sir?
Man: The building is directly opposite MBA hall…do u know MBA?
Me: I guess i know Sir
Man: Just directly opposite MBA building, you will see their building with a mast.
Me: Ohk Sir…thank you so much Sir
Man: You welcome…..
]I dashed out immediately and started thinking that i would have even be through with the processing if i had the right information before coming to the schooling instead of wasting time waiting for the faculty officer……..
I drove down to MBA and the building was so easy to identify…i walked in and made enquiry, which i was told i don’t even need to come to the school for processing my transcript as everything is now online and they don’t request manually again…..the lady that attended to me asked me to visit the school website to request for my transcript……………………….”waoh…..that means my journey to Lasu is a waste as i would have done this at the comfort of my room”.
I walked out and started driving towards the second gate which i came in through….i burst out at iba road and turn back going to Igando….turning back to directly opposite the school gate, standing there was the lady i met at the corridor of the faculty office earlier….waoh, i never got the opportunity to see her physique when we had the conversation then as she rested her a-s somewhere and her hand over her chest with her bag then…..i parked and horn for her
Me: hello……
Lady: Hi
Me: where are you heading to?
Lady: Iyana Ipaja side……
Me: Ohhhh…am going towards egbeda…maybe i can help u a little
Lady: thank so much Sir……..
She hopped in and we started going…………….After a while
Me: Please whats the name if i may ask
Lady: Am mary….
Me: Am snakie……Its nice meeting you mary
Mary: the pleasure is mine
Me: Is today lecture free or you don’t have class today?
Mary: Dunno..guess they said, students are not in school as non academic staff are on strike
Me: strike ke? What happened?
Mary: i don’t know oooooo………
Me: Are you not a student of the school
Mary: I graduated 2012………….
Me: Ohh… very sorry……
Mary: I only came to make enquiry about my certificate……
Me: hope you got the right response
Mary: yes..they said i will need to provide some documents in order to collect my certificate
Me: that should be your clearance and some documents
Mary: yes….
Me: that means they have not change the process then……i graduated in 2008
Mary: Ohk……….
]Me: so, what are you into now?
Mary: nothing really..i just finished my service 4 months ago, so am still an applicant
Me: hey yah…..God will definitely do it for you dear..its not so easy getting a job in this country..hope you have been applying for jobs sha.
Mary: Yeah…have been giving my CV out to people but its been promise and promise but am hopeful sha
Me: its not so easy like that, you know the people you give your cv to also have other people that are hanging on their neck…dont be discourage dear…..when its your time, your helper will surely locate you by his grace.
Mary: amen oooo…thanks so much…..what do u do
Me: I work with a consulting firm……..
Mary: Ohk……maybe i will also give you my CV
Me: No problem…..but do u have a copy here?
Mary: I don’t but i wouldn’t mind getting your details so that i can forward it to you.
Me: No problem, thats my email and phone number is there, you can forward it to my mail
Mary: Ohk sir…am doing that right away………
Me: Oh….you even have it handy…..
Mary: Yes now……..
Me: U no dey even joke at all….flash me with your number so i can also save it on my fone
Mary: ohk…joke ke? Am seriously searching for work oo…am tired of staying at home
Me: On a more serious note..a beautiful lady like you shouldn’t search for work so long like this now cos no interviewer will see you and wouldn’t want to give you a job straight away
Mary: I pray its by that ooo…………….
Me: Yes now…….if i ever interview someone like you, believe me you av gotten the job already cos this your beauty is enchanting
Mary: I hear u….no be by beauty jare..rather wat u have upstairs…..moreover, thanks for flattering me
Me: what do u mean now….how will i be flattering you..sincerely, its been a while i set my eyes on a beauty like you……….God completed everything in you.
Mary: Lolzzzz…….Okunrin sha…all of you are the same thing
Me: same thing as how?
Mary: what do u mean by God completed everything in me………
Me: Yes now…..You aint too tall or short…….every part of ur body is perfect…including ********sorry am not suppose to mention that
Mary: Including what? You are free now…anything you say, it wont be the first time i will be hearing it and it wont be the last time……so u better pour out all you have on ur mind before it started causing headache for you.
Me: lolzzz……..that kind one dey cause headache…
Mary: Yes of course
Me: well some things are better left unsaid sha cos u don’t know what you will say that you wont be able to say another one again
Mary: lolzzz……datz very funny…have u ever said one before that landed you in trouble
Me: yes now but it was my friend
Mary: ehn ehn…..what happened to him
Me: He saw a lady at a party we went to last week and was complementing her without knowing that the lady was a fiancée of a Colonel…the lady was enjoying my guy too and dey were rocking each other before the young colonel came and my guy thought it was just ordinary took maturity before we were able to settle it…
Mary: Lolzz….hope it didn’t lead to trouble sha
Me:, i don’t want to be in that same mess today as i don’t know uhmmm…uhmmmm….before someone will park me now and nobody to rescue me
Mary: lolzzz….you are not serious…thank God we are just the only one in the car and u know where u met me from
Me: that swat has been keeping me going to continue this conversation or else, i wouldn’t even say anything till we depart
Mary: but truth is, you men are the same thing once you see something in skirt or trouser, u wont even bother to ask for the owner before taking it……..
Me: thank God u said Men….well am not a men sha
Mary: Then wat are you
Me: Am snakie…………………….
Mary: Are you not a man……?
Me: Not yet…am a guy (snakie) and not Man…datz why am different from every other person…..
Mary: datz a lie jhoor………
Me: but sincerely..all of us are thieves but its only who is caught that is the real thief
Mary: thank God u admit that…….that is wat some guys will never admit to
Me: datz why i said am different from other guys….i will never lie to any lady because i want to get in between her legs……like if as am meeting u for the first time now, if am asking u out, its probably impossible for me not to have who am dating….so, why should i lie? But some ladies are idiot..a guy will approach you and tell you he doesn’t have a girlfriend and you will just admit
Mary: not all girls though….
Me: so, you are claiming you are also different
Mary: yes now…..
Me: ohk ooo….My philosophy is that, if am meeting a lady like you for the first time, i don’t expect u to tell me you don’t have who u are dating……….it may either be you are not serious wit the guy or u just broke up but to tell me u don’t have anyone is a no no for me at all
Mary: why will a grown up lady like me wont have who am dating…..
Me: yes now….its some ladies but do u know life is like a competition
Mary: How?
Me: the same way you are competing with thousands of people to get a job u av been applying for is the same way i will be competing with which ever guy you have that you are dating…its the person that you ended up with that is the winner…just like the person that finally got the job will be the winner in the job recruitment process…..
Mary: thats true sha…….
Me: more reason why i wouldn’t mind competing with the guy in your life
Mary: what do u mean?
Me: what i mean is that a beauty like u its worth fighting for…you are wat every guy should be competing for…….
Mary: abeg, don’t compete for me oooooo…….Go and compete for your wife abeg
Me: wife ke? I don’t think i ever mention it that am married but i wont deny the fact that i have a fiancée
Mary: then you are ready to loose the trust your fiancée have i you?
Me: I don’t think am losing any trust as we never know what might happen in life
Mary: uhmmmmm…..
Me: thats the truth…we are all just trying, like i said, life its all about competition.
Mary: abeg, lets talk about another thing jare…..this traffic is killing wallahi
Me: Am even tired…we have spent close to 45mins on the same spot and we are not sure yet when we will be out….
Mary: I guess the traffic is from Egbeda…
Me: It dare not be from Egbeda……we are just at Isheri now…..
Mary: yes…….
]Me: Thats serious…well i don’t really know, its been a while i pass through this route.i hope u don’t have anywhere urgent you are going to
Mary: where does a jobless lady like me have to go….am only going home ooo….i should even be asking u sef, aint you going to work today?
Me: am not going..i took a day off..i thought processing of my transcript will take whole of the day not knowing that it wont even take up to an hour.
Mary: ohk…that means u came for your transcript
Me: Yes……..have u collected urs?
Mary: No..i don’t think i need it now since i know u only need it for your masters or if your employers in some cases requested for it.
Me: that’s true sha………maybe i can divert a bit when we get to car wash to while away time pending when the road will be free then i can later drop you where it will be convenient for you or even at home……
Mary: no oooo…dont let me bother you jare
Me: Its my call dear…dont worry…please………
Mary: Ohk…No P
]I entered through Taiwo Yemi street, found my way to Orelope before getting to my destination at Prince Abiodun Adebambo. Parked in front of a storey building, opened the door of the car for her and made my way through the entrance gate.
My house is a two bedroom flat downstairs at the back…she followed me from behind as i opened the door to my flat…….
Me: Welcome to my little bunk………….
Mary: Thank You but this is more than a bunk
Me: It is a bunk based on my own aspiration in life…
Mary: uhmmmmm…..i love that statement
Me: what can i offer you……………
Mary: Anything will do Sir…………….
Me: anytyn means notyn cos am sure both of us have not taken anytyn since morning…so the best thing will be a tangible food
Mary: Ahhh…i don’t eat much like that ooo
Me: uhmmm…no wonder
Mary: No wonder what?
Me: No wonder you have this very beautiful physique..everything so perfect
Mary: have heard you…ur mouth is too sweet jhoor
Me:Not really jhoor…hope u wont mind chips, atleast that wouldn’t be too heavy for you
Mary: No P…
Me: but you can still manage this drink (malt) while i prepare the chips
Mary: Ohk…
I dashed down to the kitchen with the raw chips from the fridge..set the frying pan and started work immediately…barely 10mins in the kitchen i heard a voice
Mary: your phone has been ringing since…….
Me: ohhh…thank you
“Me on Phone while using the other hand to continue frying the chips”
Me: hello baby….hw are you
Baby: am good dear….hw has your day been? How far with where you went to?
]“Mary collected spoon from me with the manner that i should concentrate on my call while she help me with the cooking pending when am through with the call”
I stepped back a bit, stood at the entrance of the kitchen while i continue with my call.
Me: fine wasn’t even that stressful at all…(explained my movement) at home now sha..preparing what to eat and relaxing…how about you? How is work going?
Baby: fine dear….i just say i should check on u..we will talk later baby
Me: Ohk dear…i love you so much baby

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